asian youth games arrives in singapore. yippee. the only thing i'm thinking of: it's a massive breeding pool for H1N1. isn't it just lovely? delegates from 40 countries (i think) gathered together in a celebration of the flu. yes. just wonderful. i wonder if they'll be handing out condoms to the participants like during the olympics... oh wait they're underage. but that doesn't stop them right? haha.

anyway. yeah, let's all not be paranoid. let's all go watch the asian youth games. i'm sure we won't get sacked from our jobs. it's only what 2 weeks? and nah, we won't fail that exam coming up in 1 or 2 weeks. besides it's only the mid years. there's always the end of year exams right? i mean come on. you hold the asian youth games oh so conveniently after the school holidays and expect people to turn up to watch? people need to work you know. if you're worried about empty seats, get the ministers to go and watch. i'm sure they'll be excited. after all they were excited when li jiawei announced that she was pregnant like what just after her marriage? detection only takes place in the 2nd to 3rd week of pregnancy right? yeah. go on. go get your oh so cheap tickets now.
bert cussed at 8:30 PM.