its been like almost 1/2 a yr since i last blogged, so imagine my surprise when i tried to log in and suddenly, i cant! i was in a state of shock. i mean yar i at least thought my password was correct, last time i checked, no one messed about with my blog. then again with my blog in such a deplorable state y would any sane individual do anything to it yar? ah well, at least all that drama's over. i think i'm sort of restarting blogging, seeing if i can make it more cutting without revealing too many sensitive information. lolz. whenever was anything sacred anymore roght? in recent years many sacred cows have been slaughtered and suddenly homosexuality and gambling are not so taboo topics anymore.


anywayz, one reason i've not been blogging is cos i've been in taiwan. there, i've said it. i've let out a secret information. oh die oh die. then again half my friends already know i've been in taiwan from like early march to end april. but then of cos there's the lot who'll go 'were you ever gone?' like whatever lah. anywayz, my most memorable experiences from taiwan are probably the television programmes. there are actually 5 channels dedicated to buddhist teachings. i am honestly quite amused. when one has finished preaching you can just switch to the next channel to see another abbot preaching. and if i'm not mistaken, it's a 24 hour channel. like how cool is that?

swinging from the religious to the profane, the other more memorable channels are the 24 hr free to air (i think only in the hotels) porn. seriously, there are like 3 channels to satisfy anyone's fetish. there's like a western, a japanese and some other pron channel. it was a very.... enlightening experience... :p then of cos for the poorer folk who still want some sexual stimulation, there's always teh late night channel featuring girls in various states of undress in awkward poses. just as they're about to remove that last tantalising article of clothing, the screen gently fades to black to another not-so-scantily clad girl. the old lecher i was living with stands vigil at the tv every night letting his imagination run wild and his curses at the tv run amok for spoiling his fun... boo hoo.

the other thing that i prob wont forget is the food. getting cooped up in an army camp 24/7 is crap. no weedends, no off days is crap. even though my life there was quite good. anywayz, yar we were all waiting anxiously for the 'ninja van' to appear, den quickly buy food before they ninjutsu away again. and as usual for foodvans like that, the easiest type of food to cook is deepfried. imagine eating that like every other day. how not to grow fat lar... after 2 months i'm still fat lah.. sobz... life in taiwan is so slow paced lar.. or at least in thr rural areas that i was in anyways... lolz. would love to go back to taiwan soon. sigh.
bert cussed at 8:52 PM.