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Thursday, May 06, 2004
fortune cookie message of the day: life sucks, chew on me!

last friday... this ex-cat high person came up to me n like said hi... up to now... im still trying to figure out who he is lor....

its like u've never acknowledged my presence in cat high b4 n now u like come up ti me n say hi... of cos i'd take a while to react lah.. so nxt time if u dun see me returning u a greeting, or see me in agony... im trying to put ur name to ur face n thus trying to figure out who the hell u r...

its quite worrying especially when now in jc... den suddenly like everyone noes me liddat.. then my poor brain has to dig up the whole pile of stored info juz to find that name to put to that face... n somethimes there's no match... its juz a blank....

well... that was not the first case obviously... other cases were slightly more awkward....

so nxt time... gimmie a little while to react... especially if its been a veeeeerrryyyy long time ago... while im trying to process the info...

bert cussed at 6:23 PM.



hmmm... past week campaign week for students council... best time to see the uncreativeness of nj pple... *sigh*...

1stly, someone comes up with a durian for a mascot... quite harmless(no pun intended)... until u read his slogan...

'... im like a durian... horny on the outside, soft on the inside, n hard in the centre(or something liddat)...'
hmmm... interesting contrast... want a horny councilor???

another one... use the 'she bangs' song to write out her slogan... thats like so passé...

another one, worse! use the singapore pledge as her slogan!! with word changes of cos lah... but its so off-putting lor!!! *eeewwww...*

this week.. voting week.... everyone entitled to a minimum of 0 n a maximum of 12 votes...

honestly... i cant really picture some pple as councilors... u look at their personality, n it juz clashes wif ur idea of a student councilor... so im quite confused lor...

apparently... this is more of a popularity contest rather than a vote of pple to represent u... stuff liddat has always been... if not y would jennifer hudson get out the week before?

*sigh*... life...

bert cussed at 6:08 PM.



finally back to blogging again!!!
yar... i noe.... been another week... after the week i was sick... cos lately a litle bz lah... den oso busy play the sims... :) the revival!!! lolz...

anyway...
today another incident with da pe teacher... still on soccer skills... this time: heading....
yar... like i've got no other uses of my noggin...
after all that knocking with the ball... think i grown stupider n shorter... :( not to mention a lotta dead brain cells... can join ms universe liao!!! 'world peace!'... lolz....
n worse of all: pe in the rain.... sheesh!

bert cussed at 5:59 PM.